Same Empire, Different Emperor

Same Empire, Different Emperor

What the EFF is "yoko"?

Well, I'm a Paiute (native american) you idiot. And the "yoko" roughly translates as a slang term in the Paiute language for intercourse. The equivelent (sort of) in english is the "F" word. Yoko=F word. So basically "F you". Not very creative I know but it just rolls off the tongue don't it! Ha! "Don't it". I'm gonna follow that one up with a little "Well nah, looky heeuh". Oooohhhh that just oozes redneck don't it. Also fun to say.

Lets see, this is my very first blog so I hope this doesn't all come back and bite me in the arse when I become president. Guess I better keep my name anonymous then eh? Shyit, once I'm president I'll have to delete all my online accounts anyway. So when you stop receiving badass blog posts, then just ask yourself who the current president of the United States is. Then it should all make sense. Yeah right. Like there will EVER be a Native prez. People thought they'd get change with Obama. ppppfffffffff. Once a native gets elected then you'll see some real F'n change. But like I said, that'll never happen. I'm pretty pale though so I think I have a better shot than most.

So anyways, before I start a big ol' rant on politics I better just cut myself off right now. I'm sure I'll end up throwin in a bunch of my opinions on government at a later time. Well, I got the idea to start a blog from a friend I follow on twitter. Cool huh? Yeah this web 2.0 stuff is pretty gnarls. Bam! Two points for pop culture phrase. Damn, this blogging is just making me more paranoid by the minute. I better just avoid becoming a politician all together. Well that aboot somes her up. The ideas don't seem to be flowing right now. I'll wait for inspiration to hit me. out.